The U.S. Economic Crisis - Beer is the Answer

LIQUID ASSETS

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you will have received $214.00. (This varies depending on which state you live in!)

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.  ;-)

It’s almost nauseating that this joke could actually be true.